Agrim Gupta – The Java Song
Please drop in your suggestions to improve this poem!
This poem is best enjoyed when sung aloud in a fast paced way (like the llama song)
Here’s a Java, there’s a Java,
Everyone now codes in Java,
All the computers have Java,
Java and a Bun.
I was once a coffee,
Brew up in Sun Labs,
People learned and tuned me,
I lost all my flabs,
‘Codey’ says I’m Lengthy,
Which he Thinks is Bad,
I was not so faulty,
The Computer had Crashed
Mice, Keyboard, Monitor Java,
Indonesia has a Java,
Smell a Java, Spill a Java,
Java and a Bun.
Oak was my old code name,
You knew it long back,
Coded more than 10 Hours,
Then you hit the sack,
People put me online,
I got so much fame,
But I now need a new life,
The web is a new game,
SE Java, EE Java,
BlueJ, NetBeans, Eclipse Java,
Kwrite, Notepad++ Java,
Java and a Bun.
I’m an OOPL,
Strict and True Sense,
Lighter than a dumbbell,
‘Codey’ is now Tense,
Why don’t you just try me,
Compile and Relax,
JavaC will do the rest,
and faster than earwax.
Abstract and Encapsule Java,
Inherit and Re-use Java,
Polymorphy Smarty Java,
Java and a Bun.
There is function void main,
Which kicks up the flak,
zooming through all the errors,
Giving a Bytecode back,
Now Codey gets debuggey,
hitting the keys tap-tap,
Whichever OS you would use,
There would never be a Mishap,
SDK, JDK Java,
Lin, Windows, Unix, Mac Java,
Free and Independent Java,
Java and a Bun.
String is a new datatype,
C users would say,
float and double almost same,
Unlimited array,
class too is datatype,
with too much of disdain,
handling invisible pointers,
is not so much of pain,
Integer, Float, Double Java,
Char, Bool, String, Long and Short Java,
Method, for, while, if-else Java,
Java and a Bun.
Java has a library,
Full of pre-def functions,
Call them and I’ll see you glee,
As they smack their guns,
You might even give a try,
And Play around with them,
So chew your crocin bare and dry,
And create a grand new gem.
I/O Java, Utils Java,
Math, XML, SQL Java,
Wiki lists them all for Java,
Java and a Bun.
Swing is a good GUI,
With Pluggable look and feel,
Built upon the AWT,
Beautiful like film reel,
Welcome to Java Applets,
Full of cute wrappers,
So always be sure of the output,
And stop being like punters,
JFrame Java, GUI Java,
MultiThreaded Event Based Java,
List, Button, Radio, CheckBox Java,
Java and a Bun.
There is so much more to tell,
Codey Sure would say,
The Peon has just rung the Bell,
To professor’s Dismay,
Why did this class ever end,
I’d have wriiten the entire day,
A poem that would never End,
Like Satan all the Way,
Inefficient Java, Dumbo Java,
Tiring, Boring, Lengthy Java,
Why do you want to code in Java,
Shoot Java with a Gun!
